Sat
Feb
12
Guard: “Right, the boss says he’ll see you guys. Follow me.”
Keith: “Is it far?”
Guard: “Nope, the entrance to his secret underground bunker is right over here.”
Keith: “Past this giant flashing arrow?”
Guard: “Yup!”
Keith: “I… I am desperately trying to think of something to say that will avoid the “not-so-secret secret lair” joke, because that one’s so old you can see it painted on cave walls, but I really have no words.”
Guard: “Yeah, I know. It used to be properly secret, but we kept getting lost.”
