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Sun Jan 30
Marty: “With all this ruckus, there better be some psychos attacking or something.”
Panicbot: “It’s even worse than that! I can’t figure out what the fuck to build with today’s legos!”
Marty: “Oh for the love of… huh. What does the calendar say it’s supposed to be?”
Panicbot: “I think it’s a shower! Aieeeeeeeee!”
Marty: “A shower? Well, that is just retarded. I can’t take off my clothes! If I were to stand in a shower, I’d look like an idiot.”
Panicbot: “I KNOW RIGHT?? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOO”
Marty: “I am going to throw the parts on the unused parts pile along with all the swords and extra wigs. You are going to shut up. Jesus christ.”
Panicbot: “Who’s that woman lying up there in the corner, with the loaf of french bread?”
Marty: “Goddamnit I told you not to pay any attention to that corner.”

Marty: “With all this ruckus, there better be some psychos attacking or something.”

Panicbot: “It’s even worse than that! I can’t figure out what the fuck to build with today’s legos!”

Marty: “Oh for the love of… huh. What does the calendar say it’s supposed to be?”

Panicbot: “I think it’s a shower! Aieeeeeeeee!”

Marty: “A shower? Well, that is just retarded. I can’t take off my clothes! If I were to stand in a shower, I’d look like an idiot.”

Panicbot: “I KNOW RIGHT?? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOO”

Marty: “I am going to throw the parts on the unused parts pile along with all the swords and extra wigs. You are going to shut up. Jesus christ.”

Panicbot: “Who’s that woman lying up there in the corner, with the loaf of french bread?”

Marty: “Goddamnit I told you not to pay any attention to that corner.”

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