Thu
Jan
20
Marty: “You’re an Announcebot, eh? What do you have to announce?”
Announcebot: “IT HAS BEEN THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY DAYS SINCE OUR LAST WORKPLACE FATALITY.”
Marty: “Under normal circumstances, that wouldn’t be very good, but I guess considering you’ve had a war on and all, it could be worse.”
Phil: “Announcebot is one of our workers in need of repair.”
Marty: “Oh? What’s wrong with him?”
Phil: “He can’t count properly. Every calculation he makes is off by a full order of magnitude.”
Marty: “I… see.”
Announcebot: “ALSO I CAN’T STOP SHOUTING.”
