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Oh. My. God. BRB, I have to go boot up the PS3. And change my pants.

Dec 31st

Dec 29th

Achievement Unlocked →

This is funny. It’s funnier if you play online games. I suppose there might be a few people like that reading this blog.

Dec 29th

[Guild] [Liette]: YES.
[Guild] [Liette]: I won in dating site bingo.
[Guild] [Konpheti]: ?
[Guild] [Liette]: I got my center square - a japanese muslim.

Dec 29th

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

By the way, I’m in Pittsburgh. Next stop, crab country.

Dec 20th

Dec 18th

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There’s a new season of Flight of the Conchords, and the first episode is online. Are you excited? I’m excited. I would be more excited if I didn’t have to close a goddamn banner ad once a minute while watching it. Stuff you, funnyordie.com. I loves me some Flight of the Conchords, though. I’ll dig up some of their youtube classics for you, once I’m done watching...

Dec 18th

Dec 11th

“In this life, you should try everything once — except for incest, and folk...”

– Sir Arnold Bax

Dec 6th

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Dec 4th